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No ADSL Connection... Furious Ragerant.

Hey Guys,

Yesterday morning 7am our ADSL connection was lost. I called to my ISP at 9am and did all the routine check ups. ADSL connection comes to this building but for some unknown reason is cut to our apartment. I called to 4 other places and didn't find out why it was cut out. I'm assuming some cuntfuck dipshit has been doing their own electricity settings here and cut some wires. This isn't the first time...

I called to my ISP again and politely requested them to send over a repair guy. I know their subcontractor is Relakom and they're more than able to get this shit fixed, but my ISP told me it would probably take from 1-2 weeks, that wont do... At that moment my blood was boiling and i was ready to skin whoever was responsible for this major monkey shit.

My TV recordings don't work, same applies to all the channels, Xbox360 is offline, no LIVE, no internet, basically NOTHING works, so what do i do? We get this total cockfuck of prepaid internet for the meantime we're offline. The package promises 21MB's connection, 10GT's of data for 6 months with a price of 40€. When i open the package, there's a tiny pamphlet inside that smells like fucking ripoff. It informs me about the true connection speed which is ~0,5-5MB's, i was squeezing the package and was ready to call an airstrike. The weird and totally unexplained "data" wasn't explained so i had to call to a  customer service to get info on HOW long i could use this overpriced piece of shit... The guy tells me that a fraction of 10GT will be charged of every website i visit and i will get a notice when it's fully depleted... LMFAO!!! So i've been fucked royally. There was NO explanation of this in the tiny pamphlet OR outside the box... Fucking great i say.

So this is the deal. I will personally go to consumer agency with this "box of fucking lies" and get myself a refund. Since the housing company isn't giving a flying fuck about coming here to repair the ADSL connection, they can be sure i'll hire the most expensive electricity company i can find to take care of this. There is no ADSL connection in my apartment so the housing company will have to pay the bill, thank you Finnish law system.

Alrite guys, i don't know how much i have time left on this, so i'll only visit the sites couple times per day and wont be available on the chats that much, sorry =/.

I'm gonna go sharpen my machete so i can collect some motherfucking heads. I haven't been this pissed off for ages, i'm so angry at the moment that the walls are crying and turning black, haha! I hope i can get my old setup back asap.

See you later
and much hugs!

XOXO
Gnin

3 comments:

  1. Aaaawww hope it's all fixed soon

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  2. The repair guys are coming to see what's this all about on monday, i really hope they can fix it right away...

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  3. That so sucks. Cool that Finnish law works out that way though.

    Tis only proper they pay, and since the repair guys are coming...

    Make sure it's hot out. Let them sweat. Oogle them while they sweat, be sweet and offer some nice cold water. Flirt and give roofied water. Take them to the bedroom. And make them give you free interwebs forever or they shall be made into your personal boy toy!

    It's brilliant brilliant brilliant I tell you! Genius I say!

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